Out With The Old

Nicole Scherzinger has officially got a new handful of hoes to dance around her! And more importantly they cover all hair colours! Feeling included yet?!

Strangely they have recycled the same old outfits that simply must have years of swear crusted into the groins and underarms. But now to pick a favorite; I've never put my money on Nicole (she has a nasty face right???), I cant go with the confusing red fringe business (named Rino Nakasone-Razalan), I'd be a fool to like a girl named James Lee Ruiz (aka wavy brown hair), Bondie was on So Ya Think Ya Can Dance (Kherrington Payne) and didnt win, so I'll have to go with a dish of Vanessa Curry. Maybe she is the modest one? latex pants will do that for you.

Dancin Pussy

If you thought Nicole 'The Zinger" Sherzinger could dance, or had picked up afew tricks from her Pussycat Doll parties, you'd be wrong. The girl's resorted to Dancing With The Stars to learn the fox trot and what not. She also might be trying to melt her cold, snake-like persona by charming the American public with a tango.

Would you vote for this? Get me my phone...

But Is She A Nice Person?

White Party

Don't be put off by the name - a gig for caucasians only this was not. A large handful of the worlds most glammarouz people got together and wore white. Puff Dad and Ashton Ketchup hosted and guests included the real MC and her little man.
Lil Kim was surrrre to attend and go heavy on an outfit choice - decidedly matching her face to the party's theme not the skin on her body. On the far right is notable surgery fuckup; hot babe Robin Antin - not only did she start the Pussycat Dolls but she also spent half the profits from hit songs like 'Buttons' and 'I Hate This Part' on a talented mad fuck with a very sharp scalpel.
Pussy herself showed up if only to make it clear she has bought into the budget headband revolution.
R&B songstress Cassie was an attendee and outfit aside, she just wants you to know she is confident enough to rock out the hair misfortunes of yesterday. However even the most unfashionable and testosterone fueled lesbians will tell you they tried that hair yeeears back.
^ Just another pic of ya gurl Lil Kim after she told them other goddesses to shoo off and give her frame the lens it deserves. Her body language is sayin hi baby with her hand and all kinds of strong-black-female secrets with her crossed leggies and chained up low cut bodice.

Best Believe

The Pussycat Dolls have a new video for a thing called Hush Hush; Hush Hush and its a sequiny mess but you might like Nicoles award winning makeup so check it out sometime. Who gives a fuck about the shitty shit they wear and their bad make up and hair, lets remind ourselves we're here for the music; and I'm loving it.

The Scandal of the Red Haired Pussycat Doll

Poor babe, firstly she was born with a funky clef palette, then she became a gymnast, then she wasn't a gymnast but because she was so sporty her boobs had gone flat. So she goes back to the kind man who corrected her top lip and has him put 2 magic plastic balls where a womans tits should be. Girl gets so excited she bangs on some fishnets and joins the Pussycat Dolls. She sure as hell can't sing so she booty pops in the background, probably to the minimum wage (tell me bout it). Sing's some beautiful songs like Don' Cha, but quits before the debut of the groups second album Doll Domination. Personally i reckon she needed to get outta there because 2 reasons; firstly she was the oldest doll in the group and thats clucky, secondly they coulda got Spice Girls antics and started getting crazy on each-others shit.

Ps her name is Carmit - pron Car'Mittt