True Colours

I was feeling real blue that Kelis's career had gone shitcakes, but then this pic from her upcoming Fleshtones album booklet found the internet and I'm totally on board. DUH! All anyone has to do is photoshop their head onto an animals body and I'm your bitch. I think its fucken great, and I can't wait to see my pointy face meet its match with a parrots body.

Unique As A Metal Breastplate.

Kelis is gonna drop an album because having a baby just wasnt the disco she bargained for. She's tucked in her excess skin and told afew stylists that she's the original Gaga so go get her something METALLIC. So what do Kelis and Gaga have in common? I'll tell ya; one bodgy eye weighed down with a heavy fake eyelash. They also make music, but that was never the point.

Arty

So Kelis ALWAYS thought she was all that and a cup of tea, now she has to work a bit hard to prove it as a zany costume will only put her in the shadow of missy hoohaa. So Kelis stopped by the party shop, picked up a blue light and shot her next video - for a song that is annoying unless your wacked out and up in the club. Either way Kelis is trying again - anyone care yet?

I Wanna Party With Kelis!

A stroke of genius prompted someone to make a cake shaped like Kelis's notorious hit Bossy.

The mother of 1 then wacked on a mask, grabbed the mic and got busy perfroming old & nu music.

I don't understand this either.

Looks like a heap of fun though, the kind of event everyone could be crawling on the floor at and that'd be just fine.

Kelis & Her Big Cup

Last night Kelis found herself holding a massive cup. Breaking news - I Know.

Like a tru husslah she got way into it and surprised nobody by drinking the thing dry.

Hells yeh Kelis in yo life'

Where Ma Ladies @

Kelis was in labour for afew years and popped a boy then got rewarded 50,000 a month from Nas so was stoked with her lot in life.
Lil K turned 34 (cheers to another 20 yrz in the industry sexy) so had a bash in Miami. She wore her weave up.
Riri made shock waves by wearing all black to the Inglorious Bastards premier in London. Fashionistas (as they do) are praising the look, but fail to see the genius in Lil Kim's looks.
Halle Berry wore a sarong to Whitney Huston's album listening. Since when do they even know each other? or is this sisterhood Im looking at?
Solange (pron Soul-An-Geh) took blade to hair then covered it in a wig. All in one day. Such a typical regret - they cut it off then want the feel of long silky hair cascading over their shoulders. Its such a common turn-back-time saga where you wish life was ACTUALLY like Gwenyth Paltrow's Sliding Doors.

Ladies Night

Some sexy ladies were out n about the town in the last week and it's nice to see their familiar faces.