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Are you watching the Commonwealth Games cos I'm sure as hell not.

Anyone You Know?

Mischa Joins The Rest Of Us In Normaldom

Once the skinny bitch with a a catchy face and clean head of hair has now become;

One of you and me! Welcome Mischa, now let me tell you about ALLLL the ins and outs of centrelink!

Like Ew Yuck

This bitch has got her voice on a disk and is selling it - for money!

Somehow she's the whole World's sweetheart and has set presale records.

WE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF OURSELVES

We only let this bitch become a bigger bitch because she was the ugliest bitch with a bitchin bad big voice that made bitches worldwide go 'ewooh'.

Its practically bullying to let her have a career, because I reckon most of us are just taking a leak on Susie's leg.

More Foam For The Oceans Surface

The little Mermaid Shiloh Pepin is dead. If sharing a name with a Jolie-Pitt wasnt supernatural enough, this babe also had a tail.

Sup Yo

Harry Potter Yer Right

Loonys the world over are falling to their knees because some dude from a band got this sexy mark when he woke up after being unconscious for an hour because his ass had been hit by lightening. Makes Harry's little 'bolt' look like childs play, and so it should. Sometimes you have to sit back and wonder; what would actually happen if I got hit by lightening? But then your remember your a flimsy ass fucker who would fall to your death before the thing even got close enough to make a hair stand up. Fuck your ready to to pick out a coffin at the mention of a storm, ready to give november lilies the nod at the possibility of thunder. But you know, after Karina I can't actually blame you.