She Look Good

Gwens bringing the money on her latest Elle cover. Too bad the interns went out on an 'arty' leg and flipped the image sideways, whatta neck twist!

I'll Buy The Lot

For about 20 years Gwen has been reapplying her rouge lips so I guess it's about time she ca$h in and flogg some lippy.

XXX

Beloved Gwen went to the White house with those 3 men who bribe her to make rock music not pop. Yeh yucky I know. After performing some Beetles shit (people STILL arent over them, bloody baby boomers) Gwenny plonked her dainty ass on a chair and tweeted the night away. What I'm saying is Gwen is better than the Beetles (not open for debate), she's what I'll be spinning as an oldie and referring to as 'legitimate music'. By that age I may also have surgerie'd myself into the second coming of Gaga, or maybe chucked a reverse MJ and turned into Beyonce herself. Hey Jay-Z!

Trend Stettin'

My fashion idol got his nails done too!

I'm practically a Stefani-Rossdale (the paperwork is almost cleared! woot!) and I just know were all going to be the best of friends. Me and Gwen will talk pop music, Gavin and I will talk about kissing boys (he's a fan from way back), me and Kingston will do each others nails (I wont mind if his accuracy isn't there yet, too cute) and then we can all sit around discussing why Zuma has the skin pigmentation of a Kidman. Family.

Grl On Grl

Use the tongue Gwennie!

Gimmie That Kid

Fashions aside (they are a bit wtf, but it's Gwen so I'll 'like' anything) the real star is Kingston. I pray to all my deities (Nicki, Gaga, Bey) that whatever labia shoots out my first born they bring with them the greatness of Kingston. Amen, oh la la.

Be Mine

I'm currently midway through plans to kidnap a celebrity child and make it my own. After trawling the net I've narrowed it down to 2 highly likable choices.

Gwen better up the security at her LA home if she doesn't want me slipping through the screen door and running of with Kingston. I'll take Zuma if my net will fit him too. My plan involves dressing as a neighborly harajuku girl and telling them that I'm just there to talk Jap street fashion and fragrances. Just imagine... that could be me in an oversized hat in that pool.

Second on my list is the heavenly sent Nahla Ariela Aubry. Halle should look into a chunky security guard because it's gonna be difficult to get Nahla out of the cage I'm having custom made to catch her. And for my disguise I'll be dressed as the talented local cornrow artist.

Hate

I fucken hate it when this bitch lays low. It's like find your groove, ditch the men with the instruments and give me a fucken reason to live. Needless to say her cute babies have destroyed her career as an Italian-American pop princess.

A God

At some point recently I was talking with people and we were saying who we'd have an imaginary dinner date with (the whole alive or dead shit, Einstein ect ect). Somehow it ended with me saying I'd just be in the corner sippin tea with Gwen. The girl is a fucken deity.

Fucken Sweet

Kool ass mutha took out bangin rad tots for fun egg times this April.

Legendary.

A Deity In Our Midst

There's some people that never did shit for shat and are what I refer to as 'people that would paddle away from the titanic in an empty lifeboat'. Gwen Stefani is not one of these people. Fuck knows what Gwen would do... but my point is Gwen Is A Fucken Babe.

She's popped up in the pages of some US mag (real relevant I know) and reminded the public that she lives, and thats a comforting thought. Especially in a global financial crisis.

She's left the kids at home and got her fashion on. I'm still just thrilled with the general message that she's still around.

Either way, if 3 holy spirits are gonna save me in this lifetime, Gwen is one of them (easy bets for the other 2) and together we'll fly to heaven singing - I'll be doing Eve's rap in Rich Girl.

What You Covering Gwenny Gwen?

I'm not in the mood for declaring pregnancy, so I'll have to interpret this mooshy looking coat thing as some Gwen-fashion-forward-thinking and go get me a rug and wear it to the disco.

Some Night @ Some Gallery Thing

Some arty big wigs got together and made a 'fusion' of art n culture. So naturally they got Gaga and invited Gwen.
Ciara showed up. (??)
Gaga opted for blue lips. Mixing it up.
Cute!
But seriously if Gwen is in the house; everything is OK, actually more than ok - it's fantasticly sick.

Gwen Loves Baby

I Melt For This! Hand Over That Child!