Looking For An Exit?

Poor Britney. Someone send her back to the farm and teach her how to chew grass.

Finally Some News Worth Blogging!

And by that I mean 2 people I don't know (but would surely get along greatly with) doing absolutely nothing.

Barbie and Britney got their promo on, and took Brits out for what could potentially be some kind of proactiv skin care campaign. Why else would she have pulled her hair back and declared herself good to go? Oh that's right she's a cheap rabbit with the inhibitions of a toddler so why wouldn't she go with what the sparkly metallic chip in her head says. Regardlessly, she looked stunning - print all of these out, blu-tac them up above your bed, and your dreams will be the same as they were before.

Hugs are fun.

Then the gals tweeted out a pic, fans couldn't (but actually could) believe their eyes.

The Body

This body was a machine! A powerhouse of red American meat!

Wedding Of The Week

So Britney's found her way into a turquoise dress and slipped down the isle at the wedding of a pal. She didn't do her hair or make-up because she thought she'd done her part by creating the stunning flower pieces from roadside weeds.

I can't explain why there is red radiating from her eyes, or why her neck is wider than her head like a rugby players.

Looks aside, it was no doubt a stellar wedding, Britney could wear a polar-fleece jumpsuit to my wedding and I'd still let her outshine the entire event.

Music Is My Passion Too

Britney @ Drivethru = Bland Fun 4 Britterz

Brit's totally been dumped by the media, proving the point - we were all nasty M'fukkers who were wholeheartedly addicted to her addictions. But like a good roller-coaster we had to get off. Nowdays she'll make C grade media outlets with the not-so-saucy-snaps of her at the drive through behaving herself like we'd rather she didnt.

Her man grabs some shakes for the Louisiana babe he bagged.

And she sits around, looking odd and stupid (like... low IQ stupid).

Britney Is In Sydney - How To Stalk?

She's been walkin around freestyle and fashionable on MY very streets.
Im filled with so many thoughts, like 'lets be friends' and 'I hope she likes us'.

Aren't They Beautiful

Still Excited For Britvember

Brits Goes Up

To mother of 2 once again hoisted her body above the stage in hindi garb. PS I've paid a sick 200 to witness this in november, and I'm hyped to enjoy whatever she can cough up.

Fun In The Sun

Britney was taken out for a dip at the local waterpark as her tour moves around wherever it's moving around. The pop sensation keenly tried several slides and squealed as she wooshed around the water.

There's Nothing Wrong With Doing What You Want

Fun & cute

She's so cute! she's so fun.