5 Hours Later And They Finally Got The Shot!

So Prettay!

Just when you thought Kim Kardashian had set a pretty high benchmark for artificial babe of the year, the seniorita below comes in for a last minute win!

But who is she? Those sexy eyes, her rampant cleavage, and that sexy cute pink dress (Glebe markets?)

Tear...

So as you already know, I have no control or say in where I end up when surfing (we still call it surfing?) the net. What I mistake for checking my emails turns into a full blown investigation to work out what Bec Hewitt's uterus is doing. Sometimes I just want to pop by Perez and I end up researching a diet based on corn. I don't know why, I do know I'm happily withering away in the process. My overall point for this rant is to lead into the following picture. Somehow I ended up voting for the ARIA awards. Let it be known I would rather vote in a 'which tampon are you' contest than go to the ARIA homepage. But to contradict myself; I'll try anything once, twice, daily, hourly... repeat until fade.

And what a selection Australia has turned out. If these chart toppers don't make me a proud Australian then I guess it's time to immigrate. Aka charter the boat, get me out. I can honestly nit-pick this bullshit, starting from Brain McFadden (ISNT HE IRISH?!) to the kick-in-the-nuts that is a DOUBLE serving of Guy Sebastian AND the clown without the makeup - Vanessa Amorosi. I ended up voting for the We Speak No Americano, primarily because it's the only one that tickled my cold heart, and secondly because it hints at America - AKA the home of Gaga, Beyonce, Madonna and that heavenly lot of ladies. God bless America... anything to save me from an oversized handful of Australian Idol infestations and that filthy folk Miller-Heidke fuckwit.

Am I Meant To Know?

So above is some friendly net add, but I'm finding it really confusing. I don't know which lady is smarter, but I do know answering the question will certainly prove me smarter than them both combined.

On another note, I'm waiting for Dan Brown to write a thriller about these two, and how they are the modern day Caesar and Brutus. Obviously Jen is the one that go the raw deal in the end. Poor Jen, poor poor Jen.

And What Did You Do Today Honey?

The shit that find me is really quiet touching, I've just got a savvy pair of eyeballs that will look at basically anything.

Hint Hint

So just incase you've got a vendetta against me, heres a saucy little hint on hacking my (recently reinstated) centrelink account!

It's one of my 3 top secret confidential questions! And just if your wondering - the answers to the other two are prominent shit on this blog; easy shit to remember... rhymes with 'lala'...

More Mindless Shit From The Net

Im sorry, but I love a good net ad! Tasteless motherfukkaz that appear to be put together by the penniless Tafe students of the north pole.

Lol - if only an agreeable, underaged, 'funny', Russian wife was that easy!

Go Mom Go!

Internet adds have really been speaking to me lately, the things you learn and the fun you have. Now everyone likes making a quick buck right?! Don't think your homegirl The Internet was gonna let you down on that one. $77 an hour for moms!

As seen on tv!!!! (see theres moms pic on the telly). So basically this is the official OK for us all to reproduce immediately and start earing over $6000 a month. I'm totally off to earn the big bucks!

PS exactly what has mom been doing on the internet?

Poona

Does anybody else get offended on multiple levels when asked to type in the bullshit they see?

We're pretty sure were not some computer hacking robot but testing our eyesight and spelling skills... just patronising.

Happy Thursday Night!

3 Hawt Pics From The Blog Of Kanye West

What ya think about that! Creativity has never looked so poignant. Kanye's definitely got himself an invite to my metaphorical dinner lineup.

Will These Fit Up My Butt - Part 2

This time last year they might have!

Lookin' back

This was easily one of my favorite cybervirgo moments. It will stay with me forever.

Yay!

I just worked out how to turn anonymous/open comments on! Can I expect 1 (family member?) to leave a 'hi' or somethin?

Ewww

Somewhere on the internet I found this; it's a pic Yoko took of her dead hubbies bloodstained glasses. Kreepay!

On a lighter note; how fucken cute is this;

Pika Piiii!!

Wishin & Hopin

Sittin round wishin I could see in ultra-violet so shit would look hell cool and I wouldnt be missin out on badass colours my human eyes don't want me to see. So depressing...

But Will They Fit Up My Butt?

Of course they will!

What Are They Thinking?

Celine & Usher talking about the weather?

Or maybe they bonded over how the screen really did jump out at them?

Easy Way Promotional Dwinks

Someone at the Easy Way HQ in Korea was skyping a friend in Sydney when they realised our city has just come into Spring, so they double clicked photoshop, made a flyer then rewrote afew chemical formulas for their 'teas'. The thing is, I'm excited, and to speak the truth; I'll buy both.
Don't know what strawnana was meant to be, but how bad could it be. What this flavour has to do with spring I WILL NEVER KNOW. What I do know is easy way has taken the easy way out of the Spring challenge and combined afew of their existing brews, dissected some words and are making a silver coin related profit off the the flavoured water they push.
Bananarama is a raving health drink, it boasts about how bananas have some friendly vitamins in them, then mentions its just a flavored dwink. Oh well, i'll get my potassium elsewhere and rely on this baby to zap me up the sugar highway like catnip for children, like the good shit up a working vein of your local junkie's thigh.

To Wii Or Not To Wii

Im so personally conflicted (once again!) and it's because I've got one of those relationships with a brand, Nintendo, and I'm keen for a Wii. I've tried (once) to win one, but as Sebastian the lobster once said "if you want something (done) you've got to do it yourself". So its up to me to get the thing.

On the subject of being in a relationship with a brand - its so fucken common! some people will only shop at Their brand of supermarket, and some people absolutely worship the Apple logo like it's their mothers ashes. Knowem!

She's A Hottie

Tall, Busty, Creative, Model looks, Likes the ocean, Girl next door attitude

The Perfect Catch; Our Lady Of Liberty