Looks Alright

But is it to be believed that she really looks like this? Yeh ok... why not I've always loved Posh and one of finest character traits is gullibility.

In the mag she talks about having two blobs of silicon taken out of the skin pockets behind her breasts, and while she knows in her heart aliens put them there, she didn't want to sound silly, so she told the mag she was born with them and that she has got the photos to prove it.

In Love And Light VB XX

So afew days ago, Victoria Beckham joined twitter as 'vbfashionweek' to help promo London fashion week. So far all she's done is sign of every single tweet with 'in love and light VB xxx' - she's done this 5 times now, must be her thing, just like saying Fuck No is my thing.

More importantly her first twitpic is the above picture where she introduces us to the adorable Coco Beckham, complete with pink ribbon and red toe nails. So cute, aka Fuck No.

Miss You

I really miss the Spiceys at their former glory. Damn its such a stab in my gentle heart hearing what fucked up irrelevant wrinkly fuckheads they have all become. Firstly having babies was definitely the end to their singing careers because no longer can they chant about lookin sexy in da club, now its all love and family... and when was the last time that sold shit?

Do you think they thought at the height of SPICE (97) that it could only go down from there? That Mel B would be pushing a direction-less reality show about herself, that Posh would be the spokesperson for the living dead? My final point is blame Mel C, aka The Root Of All Evil Spice, not only is she an easy target but she also has the smallest tits in the pack.

Blargh

You wouldn't notice old Ginger Spice even if you smelt the SPICE Impulse fragrance wafting from her grey hoodie. Why so plain Geri? Mel C being a eyesore again?

And thats all in Spice news for the next month. Riveting.

Ekkk

Her again... a dish best served cold.

Ha'

Delta was feeling a bit blue about her slug status in the USA so she pulled a trick and showed up at Perez Hilton's bday party. Sadly a whole lot of struggling stars showed up in an attempt to get Perez's media influence on their side. Why is Delta so damn unlikeable... Is it the music? the product endorsements? or that her personality rivals Kate Ritchie's? And may I remind you that (as proudly stated on her very own wikipedia) 'in 2009 Kate Ritchie became the face of Vaseline' - lucky, I know.

On another note, Mel B and husband went to the party. Mel loves to trot around Hollywood - she gets off on the cheese and bullshit.

Holla @ Geri

Whats Ginger been doin you ask?!! The girl that was once so dear to your heart is now a 37yr old mother of 1, but she still enjoys showing some leg and making tasteless jokes about being naturally a red-head.

She rocked up with a newly shaved Mel B to the Brit Awards the other week. They got some award for being amazing (13 years ago).

Geri also got scary (looking) in the name of Haiti. The fashion world did its part and roped in some Brit celebs (I think an Aloud Girl was in there too), put them in Katie Price inspired get-ups and sent them down the white plank. Nobody will ever know if they raised so much as a gold coin, but Geri sure had fun, and thats a more powerful message.

Haaaaiiittiii - now a fashion statement. Need me a Haiti T, people will know I'm not only clothed but also so gullible that I care about earthquake relive via a T-shirt. Now to cure cancer with a pair of pants.

But back to Geri - in her spare time (as reported by neighbors and street surveillance) she wanders the local streets aimlessly. And no she isn't looking for an ear to tell an old Spice tale, like the time Posh got wedged between a fridge and a small table. Instead Geri is a regular loud-mouth: especially when a neighbors bin overloads (has to put on her Leg-warmers 4 Landfill enviro gear). Inspecting trash has become more of a hobby than Geri initially expected. She's frightfully proud of the great things found in other peoples trash; not only has she uncovered the original single to Wannabe, she's also scored some out-of-date cat food (fed to her baby) and a mysterious green shoe that has her in a whirl of excitement about finding the other shoe. It's not everyday you get a pair of shoes; FOR FREE.

Scary Shit In The World News

Petey D is still the living dead, how much can the human body take?

She always was adventurous & loud, but now she's paid (?) for the funkiest cut the world accepts at present. Mel B took razor to head and it sure as hell aint pretty. But pretty never was her thing, just ask Emma... or anyone with eyes.

These 2 twats are still existing. I'm honestly so surprised people still push down on their camera buttons when this Cirque De Soiled comes to town. But hang on! I think this just became heaps amazing to me because I realised the irony in the idiots - the silver lining on a stinky steamy sunburnt shit. A+ keep it up, imma fan!

I Never Got Into This Game

Sad. But true.

Mr Zigagehah

Commonly believed as a weak publicity stunt, Scary has wacked some red lips on her hubby Stephen and taken him for a walk.
Steve lovvved every moment of it.

Fashion Forward

Ginger has reintroduced us to 2 toned fabric and oriental detailing.

Interesting News

Copy Paste stylez;

"The ladies met up at Nobu in London recently to chat and there were rumors of a second Spice reunion tour - but the girls were planning to stage their stardom story instead.

Geri Halliwell, or Ginger Spice, will be the producer, but the other ladies will help choose the actresses and will add input to the project.

The Spice Girls - Emma, Mel B, Mel C, Geri and Victoria - were formed in 1994 after answering an ad in “The Stage” reading “R. U. 18-23 with the ability to sing/dance? R.U. streetwise, outgoing, ambitious, and dedicated?” and have sold 65 million records worldwide.

Kudos to them for that. But because I'm in Oz this means buggery as the only thing to reach Australian soil is some shit about a witch and the sexy cell-block thing Boston.

Candidate No.1 - Posh

3008 - alien arm tubes, krazy shoes, metallics, fingerless hand gloves - a must for any time traveller, there must be lots of motorbikes in the future.

2000&late - the future as fashion not as a necessary move to counter climate change and the threat of extraterrestrial invasion.