Has She No Morals?

You'd never guess but the most expensive thing about this entire promotion was the bottled water they drank at the photo shoot. Actually you would guess, everything else was found in a bin then glued together, Xtina included.

Birthday Present Idea; Hint Hint!

Its still afew months away but are these not the perfect gift to give?

I Aint Seeing Such A Pretty Picture

It hurts; the slow and painful decline of Xtina from babe with a voice like an angel on steroids to garbage bin ho with the style of a jazz crew performing hits from Grease.

Its such a fucken mess and where we'd usually blame drugs and mental illness I can only suspect the killers were marriage and children.

No Fun

Basically the Xtina we knew is gone. She was great and if you really wanna think about her just read her wiki for the usual summary.

Gone are the days of a slinky orange minx clad in tasteless items that suggested she was a broke fashion-backwards soapie make-up artist.

Cornrows nowadays means only a row of edible corn to the fading starlet.

And as for her new music; it aint new; sources say it's a bunch of B-sides from the 90s she 's playing the xylophone over the top of. The album comes soon and fans worldwide are preparing for a pirate downloading festival - Jack Sparrow attire a necessity.

Gargle Gargle

I was youtube watching Xtina (although now more of a PGtina) sing for Oprah. The whole thing was very frightening.

Xtina Lifts Baby

In a position reminiscent to the one she assumed when birthing Max, Xtina has one again resumed stance to life her child.