Kimmy So Irresistible

I bet Prada is rethinking their latest choices when the see what Kim's wearing. Fashions eternal 'it' girl has once again reminded us what true style is, hinting that on-trend this month (once again) is the latex cowgirl look and absolutely anything that references Fran Drescher.

Kim Busy

It's hard being young, rich, beautiful, talented and famous... and then you met Lil' Kim!

Kim Get That Money

So Kim wooshed in the New Year on a fancy new wig note. Looking the definition of stunning.

Then Kim put her 'white girl' face on and filmed a video clip. Can't say I'm not a bit boggled as to where her eyes end and her lips start. Oh Kimmy!

What Kim Did Next

NYC's littlest hustla has used her beef with Nicki Minaj to get busay on the scene and see rea$on to make new mu$ic. Kim get that dolla.

But until we hear the new album, Kim's gotta buy groceries, and when all you eat is gold, silver, diamonds and hospital grade silicon it's kinda hard to live off government support. So Kim's gotta dust of her plether jacket and hit da clubs.

Which isn't too hard because Kim loves the clubs, and the gays love her, so the two usually line up and Kim can afford to eat the fat out of her bum for another night.

Pretty cute right *waves back*

Counting how many drinks she's had and if driving home is a good idea.

And jumping on the stage for a worship session (if you accidentally grab somthing and it comes off Kim lets you keep it, one fan took home a fingernail).

On another note can we please talk about Kim's hat. Cute, sassy and fash forward, that thing has me wishing Christmas comes twice.

Cheeky Possum

This weeks Kim Watch follows her through her twitter pages, and from what I can gather Kim's keeping it local (she was Never going to make it to Australia, so Obvious!) by keeping her performances selective. And by selective I mean she's opted for the local Gay bars of New York. Ahhh you can always trust the gays to open their cold hearts to any stray pop star - as long as it still identifies as a 'she'. Fuck the gays have taken in everything from Kelly Rowland to Paulini, something about those cheap club ready songs really rings a bell with the homosexual DNA.

And for those of us who plan to recreate Kim's look, heres what she wore;

Gold jacket ($7 from the local swap-n-save)

Black short-shorts (second hang from Biggie - same size!)

Monster boots (you gotta get something for stalking Rihanna right?)

Hair extensions ($5 - and nobody could smell the horse ++!)

Sheer stockings (only $20 from Ben & Jerrys)

Face ($50 - hollowed out teddy bear head soaked in Maybelline liquid concealer for 2 months)

Fake lashes (free - the things you can do with an old fridge box!)

An excited Kim before the show;

Lil' November 4 Kim

Wheres Kim at you ask?!? Well she had a heaps important November, and it all kicked off at halloween:

Kim was a sexy cat, she purr'ed around some party then fell asleep with her head in her crotch.

Next Kim hit up a 7/11, and by the look of things I'd say Kim's in for some potato chips! What a lucky girl!

And finally Kim's gone for the 'seaweed' hair she's been dreaming about. Looking a bit Michaella Jackson tho'

So ontop of a grueling regime that requires the rap queen to not only feed and wash herself, Kim's also found the energy to give Nicki Minaj afew jabs in the groin; she released her track 'Black Friday' which barks at hisses at the successful times of Nickiiiiii!!!!!!! Kim even got hot and flustered enough to (apply deodorant) announce another album; Hard Core 2: All Hail The Queen, in which we are sure to hear more about Kim's sexy curves and her appetite for shlong. As tasteless as that sounds lets be honest, it's already my anthem to a sexual 2012.

Lil' Kim Watch

So Kim (in the middle?) has been smoozing around town and doing everything except that which made her famous. Aka she's at the opening of a convenience store... any reason to get out of bed I guess. Beats sitting around watching the Commonwealth Games.

The fashionz are looking good. I've got no hate towards butterflies, pink, and my friendly substances from the artificial world. Life is good.

A Lil' Big Mistake

This is messy. Kim's been all over the joint with all kinds of bullshit this year. Her consistent decline almost hit a low when she met Aussie suprstar Am8er, but somehow she keeps dropping, lower and lower. As is obvious her face has become the real diva that is simply impossible to work with. Ask it to play sexy for a photo shoot and in rebuttal it will deliver the same face Anna Nicole Smith is pulling RIGHT NOW.

Birthday Present Idea; Hint Hint!

Its still afew months away but are these not the perfect gift to give?

Lil' Kim Watch

Firstly how good does she look! Secondly: who are her tall new friends? Some hybrid Williams sister/Salt & Pepper types?

Sure Kims just mooching around dodgy events but I still love the hip-hop queen now & forever. We'll be chillin in heaven talking shopping and wealth.

Lil' Kim Watch

Lil was at someone's birthday party, bein social, getting The Face out there. Notably matching her browns and golds for a look Kim adores; grecian goddess meets black barbie.

It's a whole different person when you get too close to Kim, the unnatural angles really start playing with your sense of gravity and humanity's core principles of design. So pretty!

Lil Kim Watch

Firstly can I appologize if you aint a Kim fan. Seems Kim is my reason to breath lately, so captivating.

Face of a fucken 21st century angel.

Kim rocking the nude lip. Kim rocking the nude white gal lip.

Kim was in her element (at Diddy's kids 16th b'day) God knows what she got up too. Ate some chicken and went home I'll guess?

Lil' Kim Watch

Kim worked some aqua the other night at a Timbaland show.

Give us a kiss'

On stage havin a rap and shake.

Kim's lovin getting out of the house these days!

Lil Kim Watch

Kim loves to wear orange, and Kim loves to wear fur - that's what she told the local op shop when looking for something trendy to wear out.

She was happy to be out and have some lenses looking for her.

She dropped some raps (old ones no doubt)

She's meant to be makin nu music this year. Expect a 2015 release date.

Kim even let a stranger pour urine from a bottle into her mouth, just to prove a point.

Kim Watch

Kim has pulled out all the sexy stops to play hot cop at the European MTV Awards. Sadly Kim wasn't nominated, performing, promoting, ect. I wonder if people were confused to see Kim? But she sure as hell wasn't confused to see them - Ms G.O.A.T. doesn't need a reason to go out (of context) and have a fun time.
Coloured contact lenses were back in. Pretty.

Lil Kim Watch

Kims been spotted back in the game workin sick threads (??) and busting rhymes. Girl still has crazy in her eye which is essential if you wanna be lose mad like Lil K.

Where Ma Ladies @

Kelis was in labour for afew years and popped a boy then got rewarded 50,000 a month from Nas so was stoked with her lot in life.
Lil K turned 34 (cheers to another 20 yrz in the industry sexy) so had a bash in Miami. She wore her weave up.
Riri made shock waves by wearing all black to the Inglorious Bastards premier in London. Fashionistas (as they do) are praising the look, but fail to see the genius in Lil Kim's looks.
Halle Berry wore a sarong to Whitney Huston's album listening. Since when do they even know each other? or is this sisterhood Im looking at?
Solange (pron Soul-An-Geh) took blade to hair then covered it in a wig. All in one day. Such a typical regret - they cut it off then want the feel of long silky hair cascading over their shoulders. Its such a common turn-back-time saga where you wish life was ACTUALLY like Gwenyth Paltrow's Sliding Doors.

White Party

Don't be put off by the name - a gig for caucasians only this was not. A large handful of the worlds most glammarouz people got together and wore white. Puff Dad and Ashton Ketchup hosted and guests included the real MC and her little man.
Lil Kim was surrrre to attend and go heavy on an outfit choice - decidedly matching her face to the party's theme not the skin on her body. On the far right is notable surgery fuckup; hot babe Robin Antin - not only did she start the Pussycat Dolls but she also spent half the profits from hit songs like 'Buttons' and 'I Hate This Part' on a talented mad fuck with a very sharp scalpel.
Pussy herself showed up if only to make it clear she has bought into the budget headband revolution.
R&B songstress Cassie was an attendee and outfit aside, she just wants you to know she is confident enough to rock out the hair misfortunes of yesterday. However even the most unfashionable and testosterone fueled lesbians will tell you they tried that hair yeeears back.
^ Just another pic of ya gurl Lil Kim after she told them other goddesses to shoo off and give her frame the lens it deserves. Her body language is sayin hi baby with her hand and all kinds of strong-black-female secrets with her crossed leggies and chained up low cut bodice.