A Day In The Life Of

We all know Katy Perry is famous for being a creep, and she never fails to keep us embarrassed on her behalf. The girl has got the sense of humor of a chipmunk and isn't afraid to pull a classically 'funny face'. Laughing yet?

Taco taco taco!

Amnesty!

Let today and only today be known as the day when I personally gave Katy Perry the official AOK. She's simply won my heart with 1 of her many costume changes at the Midgets Choice Awards.

Katy did geek and did it good. Captivating images!

Very pro-double chin.

Would ya sex it?

Mawwww

Legs apart is a cute attention to detail.

But watch your back Katy, tomorrow is a new day and some green sequined pant-dress wont fly past me too easily then.

I'm At My Wit's End

Someone once told me that somewhere there is a blog dedicated to the fashion moves of Katy Perry. This isn't an innocent sport, as regularly the future Mrs. Brand makes choices that shadow her style as negative. Aka she's a fucken freak, who continually twists the rainbow around her body while forgetting to cover her massive forehead. She's done this again in the above dress where everything has worked against Katy from the second she yelled "yawww I like that" in the fitting room.

But hold up! I do give one tip of the hat; this fucken rag lights up, and I'll never have a problem with that gimmick. Never have, Never will.

I will credit her with having carved out a niche for herself in the rag department, I'm just still perplexed at how she always just gets it so wrong... and looks like an early bloomer off to prom in the process.