Finally Some News Worth Blogging!

And by that I mean 2 people I don't know (but would surely get along greatly with) doing absolutely nothing.

Barbie and Britney got their promo on, and took Brits out for what could potentially be some kind of proactiv skin care campaign. Why else would she have pulled her hair back and declared herself good to go? Oh that's right she's a cheap rabbit with the inhibitions of a toddler so why wouldn't she go with what the sparkly metallic chip in her head says. Regardlessly, she looked stunning - print all of these out, blu-tac them up above your bed, and your dreams will be the same as they were before.

Hugs are fun.

Then the gals tweeted out a pic, fans couldn't (but actually could) believe their eyes.

What Do You Like To Wake Up To In The Morning?

2011

Nicki showed stupid people how to accessorize your NYE perfectly.

Have more fun?!

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Is this not enough to entertain you?!?

It Cometh!

November 22nd

The freaky nu shit!

Minaj Fever!

So sexcited for Nicki's album! Im gonna buy the physical thing and everything, and if I don't like it I will alter my brain to love it.

Winnin'

The ballsiest bitch in the game won heaps o' BET awards the other night. She celebrated by roaring around the stage and eating a dead zebra.

Sayin My Daily Prayers To Nicki

How could I ever be a church goer?

I found my God and I'm sticking to her like a stamp on a letter.

Trick Question!

Which of these Nicki Minaj wigs do you like best?????

Its a motherfucken trick question! You love them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Makes Me Feel Warm And Fuzzy Inside

So sometimes I get a little worry in my peanut brain that 1 of my 3 readers wont know who Nicki Minaj is if a talk about her. I'm not gonna recite some Wiki about her, but just know she runs a cult and I have joined! And for those of you who thought I'd never find love, fuck it, I've found her!

Makin The World A Better Place For You & Me

Apparently that oil spill is big newz these days. Meh' the babe above is the only shit I wanna hear about. Kisses!

I'm Yours

Feeling like your religious icons are letting you down lately? Hot tip; kick the old dull dusty habits and sign your souls over to Nicki Minaj. Rap's hottest property, the superb witch will take your hearts, paint em pink, then jam it in your ear. So FUCK OFF to youtube or wherever and get listening. She won't let you down, unless your some indie rock cunt, snore.

Nicki Minaj! Ma Gurl!

It'll be decades before mainland Australia discovers the joys of Nicki Minaj but for the select few who have the internet to get our eyes overseas, Nicki is Tha Shit! in female rap at the moment.

The best part is that alongside a killer sick rap voice and black barbie fashions (pink extensions) is that she's got a freaky happy face that loves a massive smile and bonkers emotions.

The other night she hosted some irrelevant award show and got to have 4 costume changes (all pictured) and did her thing with Ludacris - they got a song.

So Nicki made the natural choice for any sexy little thugette and bounced around in a bodysuit and pink wig. Smart girl!

This face is pretty default when your talking Minaj.