You Sure Look Different

Have you ever walked into a room and not recognized a friend (or worse family member) because their fucken silhouette is so fucken different? I know Ozzys pretty slow on the uptake so I'm worried how a reshaped Kelly O will be recognised by her jittery old Pop. What I'm really trying to say is I preferred the previous untamed, pink haired, brat outta hell. I guess she's 'healthier' and 'happier' now, but whatever...

The Pale Couple

Firstly if some celeb is dating a model we all go 'oooh' secondly if that person was initially famous for being a rowdy drugged up human pig with a hot attitude, well, we all go 'woah shit'. They keep telling me Kelly keeps droppin dress sizes but she still looks like the same animal kisser to me, she's just had a bath and been introduced to razor blades. I guess I gotta give kudos to the reformed junkie, however I do miss the old bullshit and screaming antics. Celebs on illegal drugs can be such fun.

Joking Around With Agyness & Kelly

So Ag thought she'd keep up the good times and walk the white plank in the name of Haiti.

It wasnt another quake, but Ag lost her shit and had to touch wood to keep her ship afloat.

A quick salute to the sun...

And she's back up, donates a smile to the crowd, then goes shamefully barefoot... Haiti style.

So the show realised they had nothing to loose, found Kelly Osbourne looking for a lost dog outside, and sent her out in the good name of fashion. Kelly smiled too, she knew the joke was on the fashion people because as she's been told several times; there's no chance in hell.