That Idiot

For some reason Teri has slipped into her whale skin and taken to the ocean. She's floundered around with a bunch of drowning 50+ beach goers and felt fitter than ever in the process.

Teri wowed the crowd with her tight buns and loose chimp lips.

4 hours and 2 lifeguard rescues later and Teri is back on dry land, merrily cleaning the cloggy ocean snot out of the snake slits at the base of her 'glue-me-on' nose. Just to think they told her she's never make it!

Groundbreaking News!

Teri has done it again, she's made headlines bigger than that day we found out Shiloh is a lesbian. First Teri knows how to tweet (news to you and me both) and has used it as a vehicle to terrify the young and torture the old. Basically Teri wanted to show she's mastered her acting game and is now an A+ graduate for the skills of smiling and frowning. A pioneer.

Staying true to her Teri nature she's done so in a sassy bath towel because she has long been the poster girl for naked twats. She wasnt about to let that crown slip over to any old Kardashian.

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