Showing posts with label My Beautiful FAAACE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Beautiful FAAACE. Show all posts

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Lol


Remember these clowns and how the whole of Australia threw up instantaneously.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Spot The Difference




One is a now famous comedian, the other is a style icon and Olympic worthy athlete.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Do Them All You Stupid Shit

So Billboard did some revolutionary photoshopping and put together a bunch of hot-nu-looks for that Beiber nut. Sadly they left out the rainbow curly clown wig (always a massive LOL) but what they have achieved is a wonderful spectrum of lavish looks. Will the hairdressing world ever be the same? I simply do not know!






And my personal fav:

My point is Bald is always Best. Take every hair of the human head and you'll always find the truth (ugly face vs pretty face). The negative of this is you'll always find some revolting moles and maybe even a birthmark. Disgusting right!?!?

Friday, January 14, 2011

Thats The Look Right There

Without really wanting to explain correctly what is going on, I'm merrily proclaiming the new 1 eye only make-up as not only a formidable fashion but also a bloody timesaver. Ladies of the world can now be ready in half their usual time and look uber trendy in the process.

Doesn't she look thrilled! Sit back and watch the boys swoon! Just don't be too confused when he loves one half of you more. Developing a split personality and only shaving 1 leg is also an option... silly I know but thats the krazy life of a harajuku girl!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Pretty Moment


There's alot of insult you could rub on this sexy daemon, but I don't think I need to explain just how easy it is to throw afew darts when your target is so fucken sexy!

Friday, April 2, 2010

You Turned Out OK


Whitney Houston's comeback has been called a roaring success!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Why Didnt Dolly Win

Doll eyed Alison hasnt won America's Next Top Thing for some reason which is so odd because she was fuck fun to look at.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Now This Is True BEAUTY


So grab a pen and list the reasons why this is a human face at its best. Start with the hair and work your way down to Tori's structureless pillow.

Beaut'ie


This lady has joined a cast of other females as a face of Revlon, the execs weren't sure about Jessica Biel until she wooped out her chocka top lip and had them all praising Aphrodite. A face like that equals a face that can sell a shit loada lippy and lip-line redefiner. Personally Biel isnt the shit for me (a real surprise yo) just the crap she's done, her mug and also she never filled Cameron D's shoes beside Justin. PS I just can't give her a break, and this Revlon business is just another example of economic crisis.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Happier Times


When I think happy times, I think of this lot. What can possibly wrong if your at the beach, with some of the happiest asians this side of the equator, and your all taking happy snaps in a fun brady bunch pose? Junkies might argue 'drugs are better' but if your not so needle savvy, please tell me this is as good as it gets.