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I forgot to blog about the royal wedding!

Get This Look

The hottest look this Mardi Gras has got to be the black swan. Not only is in easy on the coin (how much does a ripped stocking cost?) but it's hell seductive. Food dye comes in handy when trying to get your eyes the right shade of daemonic red. Get a friend to draw on your wing-eyes, it'd be too embarrassing getting those wrong. Top off with a tiara made from aluminum foil and a tu tu made from a bed sheet and plastic bags. Good to go!

Nature Is A Silly Bitch

So if you woke up today, saw the grey sky, and a plastic bag stuck around a penguins neck, let me remind you that there is beauty yet in this world! Example 1;

Baby cockatoo, can't believe Sanrio hasn't picked up this guy as the next Hello Kitty. The only thing cuter would be this guy with a metallic pink bow atop that adorable bald head.

Owww sugar! this is some deflated rare shark business, so go get rid of your teddy bears and the old cat you love so much. Time to invest in something really glam and sexy. It doubles as both a halloween prop, a toilet plunger and if your really game... a Melbourne Cup hat. I use mine as an ipod case and a substitute for the adorable child I never birthed. Mawwwww

Cute Shit

I realized I haven't posted mindless cute animal pix in ages, so when I found these cotton buds with faces I couldn't resist.

I sometimes get sad that certain species haven't joined cats and dogs in the domesticated animals category. How do you domesticate an animal anyway? I'l do it myself. Tie an apron on a koala?

So soft and fluffy.

Fancy New Hat?

Some people (stupid people) have a secret addiction to eating butter with a spoon. I am addicted (as in I never say no to) a hot sexy pic of some wild shit that the men in the white coats have recently found. This is some sea floor shit, and I thought my floor was a mysterious place that held several biological secrets. Above is some bullshit crazzzy jellyfish nonscense they call 'atolla wyvillei' - sounds more like an Italian street name or maybe something you cook with. Either way my point is you think you know the world but you just dont, try harder next time!

The Shit Cats Do

It's been a real tear-jerker here at Cyber Virgo HQ.

At Least The Photographer Thought It Was Cute

Type type, mash mash. qoeirghfq;eoighv wroghf

Cats

Some people have seriously devoted their life to 'the cat'. I would like to devote my life (or a temperamental phase of it... 5 minutes... max) to these people. Naturally I wouldnt visit their stinky dens but I'd love to see just how far they could take it. I'm expecting to see at least a taxidermied cat turned into a puppet - kitty still moves!

Ya Feel Me?

Keepin Cosy & Cute

(I'm obviously out of words... )

The Jury Is Out

An old friend sent this to me in an email with the subject 'CUTE!!!!!' but I can't help but think there's something sinister at work. Im just not sure... I do see how it's kinda adorable, but I also get the barf tingles. What would you think if I told you I'd put my cat in a loaf of bread?

Been Googlin

I've been google'image searching seahorses again. They R so AmAzInG!

Sup Yo

Another Pretty Gurl

I know it's an easy shot at some good blog entertainment, but couldnt hold back the fun that is Jocelyn Wildenstein. And to add background to what is really only known as 'The Face', I've got some wiki facts to back the beauty;

"Jocelyne grew up in Lausanne, Switzerland where she became a skilled hunter and pilot. Her skills led to an invitation to a shooting weekend held at the 66,000 acre privateKenyan game reserve owned by billionaire art dealer, Alec N. Wildenstein. Wildenstein was a son of Daniel Wildenstein, the owner of one of the world's largest and most successful art conglomerates, Wildenstein & Company. On April April 30, 1978 Alec and Jocelyn were married in Las Vegas. The couple had two children together, a daughter Diane and a son, Alec Jr. A lover of exotic animals, Jocelyn kept a capuchin monkey, called Cocoa, which traveled with the couple on their private jet. She also kept a pack of five Italian greyhounds."
So now when your at a party or see a friend who makes a cheap punch at Jostein you can drop some smooth wiki facts and appear to know the person behind the pretty.

Treasured Koala Moment

That's One Funkay Seahorse

Recently I did a google image search of seahorses because they are NUTS. That night I dreamt I was in some mad rockpool and all these tiny seahorses were trying to attach themselves to me with their tails, which weirded me out. Hoot Dreamz!

What Happened Here?

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