Demented & Impractical

Looks like something you'd go to hospital to have cut out of you.

Because Kids Need Airbrushing

Ppfffff bitch plz

Little Piece Of Shit

As if Willow Smith's trip to Milan fashion week was gonna slip by me that easily!

As you all know by now, the root of all evil is Jada and her melting face but sadly her child (Will's face on a 9yr old female) has been dragged into the shitfest. The story goes like this; Willow released a song, got signed by Jay-Z, and now wants to be a fashionista. Because commissioning a Mexican seamstress to junk together a bunch of Jada's hand-me-downs is the recipe for fashion success. Never has garbage complimented a 9yr old so well.

Poor Kylie has been dragged into the gargling mess, resulting in an image that is somewhere between 3 deities from heaven and 3 runaway Romanian clowns.

And just so we know who to blame, refer to Satan-in-a-hat (as pictured above) and whisper the c word at your computer.

Sorry, But I NEED To Call Bullshit On This

Does your family look like this? Your FUCKEN on the right side of shit if they dont, because this is some nasty that even Antarctica's Fashion Week wouldn't try out. First and foremost, I blame Jada, aka the crypt keeper to a wardrobe stocked with the second hand looks from each and every televised popstar search. Secondly I blame Jada again, and thirdly I blame Jada's glue-me-on bangs. The kids are obviously on the same roids as any 5-15 yr old Cyrus, with one too many energy drinks mixed in with their daily meds. And do I even need to repeat the basic facts about Will... Scientology, like dick, ect ect...

But how to destroy them? I recon if I knock Jada off the rest will fall. Is Jada not the Queen of all Fools?

My Personal Fight With Jada

Why do I want to take a large chunk of wood, cover it in rusty nails, then jam it down Jada Pinkett-Smith's mouth repeatedly? Tell me you do too!

Maybe its the conceited rubbery smile that gives a neighborly 'fuck you' vibe. Maybe its the air of confidence and dignity that masks her suppressed desire for eating pussy inside a dumpster. Maybe it's the muscular frame.

Maybe it's the precious little family in their hot trendz. Maybe it's hubby Will with his successful-black-man air?

I'm pretty sure it's that sheen that's coming off every angle of Jada's hulky frame. Why does she look more oily than a teenage slumber party? Maybe she spends alot of time above a deep-frier researching for a role as an oil spill in the next Batman movie?

Someone that is not to blame is sweetheart Jackie Chan who's racy head-to-toe white get-up has fashionistas rethinking ever wearing denim again!

I Have A Problem With...

Jada Pinkett Smith. She's a creepy little face that always catches you off guard. Here she is again waiting for you in a sea of comforting faces. Whereas I wait patiently for the day where Jada is revealed to be the worldwide hub of all bestiality. I can just see it in her eyes. Can't you.