What Lies Beneath

It lives, It breaths. She's definitely a cold topic at the moment (remember when watching her demise was a sport?!) but Winehouse could still have afew tricks up her sleeve. And if theres not tricks up her sleeve then it's a handful of flees mixed with dead skin cells.

Wine & Dine

I don't even need clear sentences to write this bitch up; car, booze, new music, fake tits, Mark Ronson again, Blake, scabies.

Good News!

Papa Winehouse tells; Amy Winehouse has turned down a duet with Robbie Williams asking him "Are you fucking joking'.

Thats more like it.

In The News

Sometimes I feel its my obligation to bring people the news. This is usually because channel 10 was busy covering a story about a cat or a granny. Nevertheless! In breaking news this week;Winehouse walks around with news boobs out again.
Gaga makes hot nu vid. People call it kooky, she calls it art, I call it moo shoo.

Also in the news is Celine Dion not being pregnant, but with her not being pregnant there is no photo sadly.

Ya Smooze Ya Looze

The real Badgirl is out and about in London town tonight. Amy has hit up the local for a bevvy and thoroughly enjoyed herself in her new pink top.
Too bad she had a little spill and got tomato sauce on her top, note to Amy; see dry-cleaner on Tuesday - also on the to-do list is a new album and instal a solar hot water system.

Can't Catch Me Im The Gingerbreadwinehouse

She's here, she's there, but Madness herself isnt everywhere. Wine has cleaned up and gone to a new place. Im happy for her, really, so I'll shut up and treasure the memories.

Ezy Swipes @ Amy Dearest

Just because the grammy winning babe has a face like a jewish tampon does not mean she should be dealt with in poor taste. It's too easy for any comedienne to have a swipe at Amy whenever anything a tad dirrty comes up; and they do. Be it kangaroo roadkill or the cloggy lung on the quit smoking add, any luke-warm-larrikin will put A and B together and drop a 'Winehouse humor bomb' - Im not laughing, actually I'm sitting very seriously at the computer, with a respectable ernest face that is not impressed. PSYCH!

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