Yesterday's News; Today!

Fantasies were broken; everybody's fav thug from da club 50 Cent lost the hella a lotta weight. It's for a movie role which is either about a skinny athlete, a sick dude, or a biggest loser movie.

Now he looks like your regular hobo from any continent of the world. I think I've seen this guy in Sydney?!

The skinny bitch says he'll wack the weight back on real soon so he can go back to the rich cuddly gorilla we all love him as.

Mumma

Somehow I clicked some rancid link to see who were the successful sons of these sexy ladies. Can you guess who the fuck is who. I knew the majority of em (2 out of 3 - a pass) but was far more entertained by the glorious trendsetters at the wooden table. Oh yehhh they luvv the salon & gettin they hair did.