The Scandal of the Red Haired Pussycat Doll

Poor babe, firstly she was born with a funky clef palette, then she became a gymnast, then she wasn't a gymnast but because she was so sporty her boobs had gone flat. So she goes back to the kind man who corrected her top lip and has him put 2 magic plastic balls where a womans tits should be. Girl gets so excited she bangs on some fishnets and joins the Pussycat Dolls. She sure as hell can't sing so she booty pops in the background, probably to the minimum wage (tell me bout it). Sing's some beautiful songs like Don' Cha, but quits before the debut of the groups second album Doll Domination. Personally i reckon she needed to get outta there because 2 reasons; firstly she was the oldest doll in the group and thats clucky, secondly they coulda got Spice Girls antics and started getting crazy on each-others shit.

Ps her name is Carmit - pron Car'Mittt