Firstly the crab legs are back. Make sure your walking with a neat horizontal line between your knees to show everyone just how geometric you can be when needed.
This was a spiritual moment in the clip was it not! Matching your wig, undies and heels is now a DO, and then a sexy snake slide along anything (bed, bar top, door mat, nature strip) is a real opportunity to show that curvy back of yours. Oddly enough you'll also be looking like a grazing horse, but guys like that.
Now for some real fun. The old tropicana arms - just pretend your arms are a wave and your some kind of limp seaweed thats seductively mooshing around. Ale Ale Ale Ale Alejendro!
Don't miss this as a dance op! Grab a friends jewelry and thread it swiftly into your mouth. There is definitely a caution warning on this move, there being 1 major risk; germs! make sure you wash the thing first!
Ahh!! A fun move! Before you've seduced the DJ into playing 'Alejandro' warn the closest 7 strangers that in the 3rd run of the chorus you'd like them to violently hoist you in the air, as if your a sheet and they're making a bed. Don't be shy to hoot while your up there!
And finally, wack a mop head onto your skull and dance around like your auditioning to be the next face in a Good Guys commercial. Hint; demand your friends to catwalk around you, it'll really contrast your sassy moves. The vest really tops of this Carol Brady look so be sure to have one on-hand, or likewise some removable (a zip?) sleeves. Besides being 1 of my top 3 most ugliest pieces of clothing, what is wrong with a vest when worn ironically?
Enjoy! and don't complain to me when people start saying your a sexy mutha on the d floor!
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