Eww Grug

For some reason (???) there is a grug flashmob in Sydney, you gotta get yourself a grug book and instructions from dudes at Hyde Park fountain at midday  on June 5. The author dude (pictured) will be there - unlike me - who wont. Most of you will know grug as the mushroom hairy thing in kiddies books. Nothing personal against grug but I thought this was in the past and nowadays it's all about hogwarts and grazia mag. Tell me to ride my house broom around the Sydney CBD chanting spells and I'll do it, but I'm a bit awkward about showing support for old grug, I've put him behind me, he's in my past, and it hurt enough the first time.