Stupid Fool

So we all know the internet throws some pretty funky adds our way every now and again, but this 'funny tees' business is a real punch in the eye. Painful in every way imaginable, they've hired some girl-next-door type, put her in one of their hilarious tees, and called their business intelligent. I cant just call her a slut and that be that, I'm more offended. Other points of complaint; the urban brick wall - maybe she's some sassy law student - makes me hate it more. The t-shirt itself was offensive enough to blog about, what rock-n-roll lovin fool would go there? ... probably the 35+ pub music crowd. Yuck. On a final note, why does this add look like it was originally crafted as the latest quit smoking campaign? Its that burnt paper crap up the top and sudden stomach lurch you get when you see it. Score: 0/100.

Finally Some News Worth Blogging!

And by that I mean 2 people I don't know (but would surely get along greatly with) doing absolutely nothing.

Barbie and Britney got their promo on, and took Brits out for what could potentially be some kind of proactiv skin care campaign. Why else would she have pulled her hair back and declared herself good to go? Oh that's right she's a cheap rabbit with the inhibitions of a toddler so why wouldn't she go with what the sparkly metallic chip in her head says. Regardlessly, she looked stunning - print all of these out, blu-tac them up above your bed, and your dreams will be the same as they were before.

Hugs are fun.

Then the gals tweeted out a pic, fans couldn't (but actually could) believe their eyes.

Yeh Me Too

Devil Woman

So it sucks. I've turned the cold shoulder and am now the leader of the opposition. I've got my people working against this right now.

To think you could get away with this crap as your cover art... a fool.

Suddenly 300

When Will She Pop?

3 years in the making and finally Mariah is due to pop at any moment. True to form she's kept her figure out of every photo for the past 6 months, we've seen everything but her twin bearing bod. So after multiple twitpics of her dog clan, all nicely showcasing her $10 (but actually 10 mill) butterfly ring, we finally get the above shot... and have you ever seen a more symmetrical circle!

It's nice to know one of pop's finest divas is not only gigantic, but also giggling as a poorly paid assistant paints like a child on her stomach. Perfection.

Hence Proving My Point That Everyone* Looks Better Bald

*Everyone being shitholes

Where Can I Get Mine?

Who doesn't want to look and feel like a million dollars?

Google Suggests

What IDIOTS.

Are these really humanities most desired activities? What does that say about us? We are officially talentless, fat, unemployed, insufficient, and hungry for more pancakes.

Stupid People That Do Stupid Things

And not a penny less!

Next Halloween

Option 1; Naughty Cindy Brady

Option 2; Lovable Carol

Option 3; Kooky Alice

So basically your fucked.

This Is Pretty Special

The original Kelly, Michelle and Beyonce grabbing a bite to eat.

???

Is that David Guetta with 50 Cent or is it the axe murderer from my dreams?

Yeh Why Not

Kids learn about these things alot younger nowadays. Suri likes the red ones best, and picks the greens out for mum.

She's Good At What She Does

Beach twists are back! (Did they ever leave!) And the big cup accessory is as timeless as Chanel.