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Cambodians have discovered the pictured 'jungle woman' who at 28 years old thinks she's a monkey after being ejected from the jungle dirrty and nekkid. The poor chook had been looking for old dry rice in the jungle and nowadays only speaks animal jibberyjab. And speaking of the jibberies, this babe is so twitchy she just wants to strip off and sprint faster than Cathy Freeman back into the jungle. I'm totally for letting her show her lady parts once more and getting back to the what is most important to her; eatin bugs and pooin in holes. If it makes you happy. Ps is Cambodia a democracy or what?

Jamie Lee's Invite List

So Jamie Lee Curtis held a halloween party. Although the party was a week early, more questionable is her invite list. Who has JLC been rubbing shoulders with and why?!
She's roped in old Darryl, who loves to bring out the animal in her. Yes she's gone for naughty pussy. Face is wack.
Also on JLC's invite list is Miley's lil sis Noah who's opted for the sluttiest witch at Hogwarts look. Too bad for her she's a good 5 years off growing anything resembling a tit so the poor gnome looks like a boy in a tube dress with boots inspired by a 51 year old popstar who crotch thrusts.

More Foam For The Oceans Surface

The little Mermaid Shiloh Pepin is dead. If sharing a name with a Jolie-Pitt wasnt supernatural enough, this babe also had a tail.

Just Letting You Know (Top Heavy Couple Alert)

This tran man is at the genny banging with Katie Price and they're in luv - the kind that conquers all obviously.
She is heaps into making books, and he supports that.
She likes a wig and a diamonte, he likes a wig and a diamonte.
He's gone for the amazonian look - initially because he is in fact a man, and secondly because he likes brunettes - but do they have more fun??!
Anyway, Katie's having fun with whatever is on her head, on her lips, inside her chest, or fumbling around blindly between her legs.

Mr Zigagehah

Commonly believed as a weak publicity stunt, Scary has wacked some red lips on her hubby Stephen and taken him for a walk.
Steve lovvved every moment of it.

What Do These Images All Have In Common (Besides Nothing)

They all love to accessorize of course!

Um Fun!

The girl that gets no spare time because she's gotta play with silver shit (Gaga) is churning out new songs, tours, shit, costumes, wigs, specs, genitals (cheap shot I know), and more is rockin her success with another tour and the babe is bringing the flava. It's pretty sick right.

Hotness

Kelly Rowland performed with David Guetta (the face only a mother could love) and they both bought the freaky to the building. So many questions! mostly just 'why'.
She's actually proud to be wearing this? Can we blame Tina Knowels yet?

Nelly Furtado Will Always Be A Stupid Dumb Fool

Her music could be great or shit, it still wouldn't change that fact that she's a clowny fool who couldn't keep it real if she knew how too. Having a daughter at home watching this nonsense is also leaking points from her credibility. Oh well, if your name is Nelly Furtado there is really nothing you can do about it.

That said, her last album bought the good shit and I'm keen to hear what is next (not counting some shit in Spanish).

Poopies

Ever shat in a bag cos the toilet wasnt around?

Twinz

Sexy City 2 sees the gals back together with a sexed-up teen. It's gonna be full of sex education and definitely aimed at educating younger generations on the importance of using protection. But will she sing?

Fashion Forward

Ginger has reintroduced us to 2 toned fabric and oriental detailing.

Perez Has Fun With E-Pen

Perez sure loves his fancy penwork and has had alotta fun lately getting downright crafty with that shit about a balloon and a kid.

Magic Pudding Wines; 'Put The Kids On Telly'

Papa Pudding has got 23 people with the surname Jackson to do a reality show. Pudding has also had a go at wife Katherine telling her that all good kids want to be on television, so beloved but deceased Michael's oddly coloured kids should get their mugs out there. Kath has said no and asked for the real Magic Pudding to please sit down.

Pammy Watch

Pams walks for Miami Fashion Week in some old garb she's held onto for theme parties.
Her kooky sense of humor on parade.