Still?

Lucky to know she's holding on in there!

Has She No Morals?

You'd never guess but the most expensive thing about this entire promotion was the bottled water they drank at the photo shoot. Actually you would guess, everything else was found in a bin then glued together, Xtina included.

Khloe Needs Our Help!

In a very real live vs death moment, Khloe Kardashian has turned to her loyal and supportive fans to choose a stylish swimming cap for her London Olympics trials.

First up is the black, and let me begin with saying I love black on Khloe. It gives her that Catwoman vibe that says "don't fuck with me or I'll whinge constantly about it".

Secondly is her racially insensitive tribal print, which I think might actually be a better fit because its ugly and distracting, and guys like that.

Date/Fuck/Marry - Who Would You?

I don't care how wealthy he is, that Mark Zukerberg character is a leech out of Hell who must be stopped at any cost. Sure I saw and hated The Social Network, who didn't, it's also gave me a resentment for rich, socially repulsive nerds.

And it should be pretty obvious what we should all want to do to Snoop Dogg.

How To Recognise An Idiot... By Their Leg

... yeh and I'm the smell of your clothes 3 days after it rained on them and they begun to mould. Oh so romantic.

So Captivating

She may look like she fell into a pot of oil then went for a 100km walk in the desert, but I think Katie has never looked better!

And The Sexiest Man Alive Is...

...easily not David Guetta.

Leather pants, mesh top, witchy poo cape and his wife Cathy Guetta's spare weave and we have got ourself something that warrants the return of medieval torture!

Blame The Cookie!

Now this is a real treat. It's not everyday something comes along that makes you realised just how far we have come since evolving from apes. And what we have evolved into more recently - idiots.

Written and directed by a wombat!

Who Are These Moms?

On one hand the baby looks terrified/what fool would click this link, on the other $7,487 (and not a dollar more) a month sounds hot. Too bad I'm not a mommy.

Insert Me Here!

2 precious gems in 1 intimate booth-style dining setting! And where was I?! What adorable smiles and radiant faces, and what sexy DNA. I'm obsessed with this pairing, minus the ghost orb coming in from the left... Tupac?

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

More From Riri's Vacay!

Because nothing says party like a beer, a pool noodle, and an expression that reads 'whats going onnn?'

And if there is one form of sport I think when I hear Riri's name its banana boat. She addicted!

So they dragged her out to sea, untied the raft and left her there overnight (lolz).

Come baaaaaaaaack! Not funny guyssssssssss!

How Riri Spent Her Weekend

We allll think to ourselves every Friday "guess it's the weekend... lets leave the house for a risky change" however the Only Girl in the world has taken that concept heaps further.

She's hired a costume, drunk the potent off milk from the fridge, and taken to the streets.

The rest is blurry hot mess, at least that's what she thinks happened. Ask the man with the cornrows and you'll get another story; '... she crawled around on all 4s making goat noises then bought everyone something from Pie Face, really nice girl..'

Whoops!

I forgot to blog about the royal wedding!

Locked Inside

This kind of shit will happen when you breed freaky stupid fans that follow you into rooms and lock the door behind them. Should never have told them they were born that way.