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Thursday, February 11, 2010

A Depressing Decade

I like most music, OR SO I THOUGHT. Please checkout the figures for the past decade in OZ.

Alright I'm kookoo for Gaga... but the rest!!?

What the fuck went wrong with everything else? I'm so embarassed for Australia, what a shitpile. A whole lotta Idol catpiss. Seriously 'Angels Bought Me Here' - knowing this prompts me to have one of those moments where you need someone you pinch your eyeballs. Would you even call it a song? I'm speechless re Shannon Noll... no comment, you know what I think and you think it too. Then we've got ourselves a whole lotta 'P!nk' in the albums - I'm neutral on this... what can I say the average Australian is really into butchy old P!inky... nothin new or surprising. Something I will trumpet on about is that all the albums are by chicks which is a great fart towards Tripple J and their dick orientated hot 100. ARIA tells it like it is. And who gives a fuck about music DVDs, I own 2 - Destiny's Child live in Atlanta (it's fucken great) and Gwen's Harajuku Lovers tour (ain't as fun as Beyonce - not enough diamonds & ass) but it's cute.

Anyways... what a controversial and fucken deaf country we really are. I'm off to grab me a copy of 2006's P!nk in Europe DVD (had she genuiusly swapped the i for a ! by 06?)

Monday, February 8, 2010

What's Going On Here?

Why so much turquoise?

Macy Oh Macy...

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Freaky Shit

This'll make you feel good; check out the bullshit looks Vogue and that horrid lot are pushing. Seriously mark my words this'll be a look to rival the days of blue eye shadow with pink lips - we'll look back and giggle at just how funny we were back in the early 2000s. Historians will not only mark how ancient Egyptians ground up flowers and bullshit to use on their faces but also how the primitive types of the 21st century thought the nude dead corpse look was high fash and pretty damn sexy. Are you attracted?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Knowelsing Around, With Tina, Bey, Michelle & Solange @ Beyonce's HEAT Fragrance Launch

Things are actually getting greedy in the Knowels fam. Seriously when you make 80 mill a year and just got 6 grammys, you don't need to try the whole perfume bullshit to pay your bills.

And fucken stop pretending to like Michelle! You don't need to because NOBODY even liked her in the first place.

And this bitch! too kind giving her bald ass a DJ set; B'TCH PLZZ!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

They Still Invite J.Lo To These Things?

At least they know she's more than capable of keeping a seat warm. Seriously J.Lo? that bird has flown.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Gaga's Grammy Games

First up Gaga flipped a coin, deciding if it landed on heads, she'd look pretty in her first look. Heads won, so Gags did some sultry eyes and a puffy wig.

Shortly after the coin fell hard to the ground on tails. So she got busy with a highlighter.

She then glued the hair of 17 Scandinavian girls to her head and started belching.

Elton John was taken along for the ride, being a massive diva he got busy with some sticks of charcoal and flat out ruined the night for everyone. If he can win a grammy nobody should.

Later that night (and after a hot shower) Gaga crept back in disguised as a common piece of broken glass. Kudos girl, she left with the grammy for best classical crossover performance and best contemporary R&B gospel album. She was bummed about not winning best improvised jazz solo, but there's always next year.