I Live For This

This is the Xmas card you'd be getting if you were a pal of Mimi & co.

Its fucken out of this world. But what else do you expect from a 40 year old woman with the brain of a 70 year old plastic surgery fuckup?

Online Poker - Apparently Now I'm A Lord?

Katy Perry Bung Boothy Shakes With Timbaland

Katy shakes the booty she doesnt have while pulling a keen and convincing face.

White girls rockin out... yeeeeeh

Ps Timbaland has paid mega $$ for some flattering wardrobe but I know he's the human equivalent of a gummy bear - no strategically placed belt will give Timtambaland a sexy silhouette.

Gaga - Meet N Greet

A bunch of Gaga fans get to meet the woman at every show and fun timez are had. Fascinating, I know.

Kool Just Got Kooler

Snoopy D has once again visited Martha S in her kitchen to cook shit. In this case it was brownies and Snoop happily joked about adding the green goodies; America giggles. I like this pair, it's like when 50 cent walked around NYC with Bette Midler - old white bitches smoozing with king pimps. Hot.

What Do These 2 Images Have In Common?

Shrek 4...

Pinky's abs shot.

Answer;

Both feature stronger looking women.

Kelly Vs The Curse Of The Black Knowels

Kelly rocked up to some event in the UK - they don't hold her past against her there.

Smiled pretty, did her thang, wore blue ... bla bla bla

Performed old hits and new mini-hits

Then ended up on Elton Johns lap trying to get in his good books.

But I need to talk about the real issue at hand; and that is Kelly's career. Sure we all know her and Beyonce split on rosey terms but what we really know is that Beyonce took out the skull of dearest grandmama Knowels, rubed it thrice in the eye socket and then cursed the name Kelly Rowland to a lifetime of limp music and the role of Destiny's other child. So if Kelly has learnt anything from the Harry Potter franchise it is that 'neither can survive while the other lives'. Hence Kelly needs to whip out her doozey wand and give Bey the avada kedva beauty treatment if she is ever to get a bodacious black leg up on R&B's fiercest bitch.

That said, love em both and would by their poopies if they'd only retail it globally - it's hard getting things shipped to Australia I've learnt!

I'm So Confused

Have you ever been so confused you cant put one foot in front of the other? We'll while Carrie has managed to put left over right and walk on I'm afew miles back gathering thoughts and remembering who I am, and how I like my eggs. I don't understand this Sexy City movie business. Shouldn't it be left in the decade thats ending? Or will it be a bit of fun? Sure I'll see it, and I'll get all into it and shit... hell I'll even get the promotional movie goers cup if only they'll let me. But I feel guilty, like I've moved on from a dead lover or something. SJP is worn like crocodile skin and I can actually see why they opted for a big 2 on the poster - sex, sexy, sexual ... this movie aint. In reality its a whole lotta women hawking about in their forties ... oh well ... sign me up ... another reason to leave the house.

And She's A Hottie!

Ever run into an ad for online gambling? The cyber hotties they have put together are such genetically gifted babes I couldn't believe it. Megan Fox please sit down - true beauty has arrived and don't the gents just love her naughty poker gal antics. Hubba hubba.

I Still Can't Tell Which One Is Beyonce

While I still can't recognise which one is Beyonce (Tina woulda put her up front right?), I can definitely spot Kelly Rowland and her $10 boys cut from a heafty mile away.

I Don't Need Words To Get My Point Across

Lazy bullshit.

Chillin

One word; Versace

El Gagita - Out & About

Poor thing is gonna get majorly clonked if she works too hard. She is EVERYWHERE and I'm being a die hard fan by worrying about her health...

How many times do We (the people) need to see her on that piano? Nobody likes instruments anymore ... they are so 3 centuries ago - nowadays we like the bleep bleep of a friendly robot. On another note I kinda think she looked nice on this night, which is MAYJAiHo because she's so fucken happy with looking like a refrigerator in a fancy hat.

Fashion Hayley the verdict please?

Single Ladies (Put A Bowl On It)

Yeh, hi ... could I get the ... um ... $10 boys cut? ... um ... eh ... yeh I wanna look like Leo in Titanic ... but urban..

Ah The Options!