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My fashion idol got his nails done too!

I'm practically a Stefani-Rossdale (the paperwork is almost cleared! woot!) and I just know were all going to be the best of friends. Me and Gwen will talk pop music, Gavin and I will talk about kissing boys (he's a fan from way back), me and Kingston will do each others nails (I wont mind if his accuracy isn't there yet, too cute) and then we can all sit around discussing why Zuma has the skin pigmentation of a Kidman. Family.

Demented & Impractical

Looks like something you'd go to hospital to have cut out of you.

I'd Buy

Call me John too then!

Because inside every little girl is Princess that shits diamond encrusted diamonds, OR a bull dyke tougher than P!nk and K.D. Lang combined.

Thats So What The Fuck Happened To Raven

Since when was she Thai?

The Best, Worst & Witchiest

Harry Potter 7 part 1 just arrived so it's pretty obligatory I winge about one of its premiers.

Worst dressed goes expressly to Hemorrhoid Granger, who has out-clowned a world of experimental fashionistas with her man cut, DIY jewels and sexy (but not at all) silk slip.

Best dressed easily lands at the mercy of Lourdes, because lets face it, I'm not actually talking rags this is a popularity contest and I think we could make the best of friends.

And Ms Hocus Pocus herself showed up, SJP wore Helena Bonham Carter as an avant garde/couture rap-me-around. She teamed this with 2 dippers (worn on each foot) from her baby twins to give her look that 'they are always with me' sentimental touch.

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Is this not enough to entertain you?!?

Put The Acai Berries Down!

Internet spam/ads never fail to delivery the real news to me. Thank God. Lifesavers.

No longer will I be downing handfuls of acai on the hour every hour.

More importantly my wee little brain is plain curious about these sexy side panels and how much they pay to feature. I'm accepting silver coins and free acai.

Cos this is legit.

Those oh-so-harmful acai. You've been warned.

The New Hair The World Is Waiting For

If your Wig Watch game is a bit slow lets plug it in and recap.

While I usually can tell if she's just trimmed an oldie I think Gag's has forked out a 50 and invested in some new Russian hair.

On second thought I think the entire look is a paper cut out she got out of an airplane activities booklet. She's got crafty on those transatlantic flights!

A CHRISTMAS WISHLIST MUST!

I pray.

Best Dressed

So Halloween breezed by afew days ago, and I cant help but think that every year it becomes a bigger and bigger deal. And by bigger I mean less clothes. So while every man and their dog went as Catwoman, an Avatar or a sexy version of a mundane occupation, I'm giving my award of best dressed to Snoop, who kept it cute:

And heres our fav ho who went as her period: