Can't Catch Me Im The Gingerbreadwinehouse

She's here, she's there, but Madness herself isnt everywhere. Wine has cleaned up and gone to a new place. Im happy for her, really, so I'll shut up and treasure the memories.

Still Excited For Britvember

Tell Me Sarah

Why hasnt the main chick from Sexy City spilt deets on surrogacy? Its not my business but thought it'd be fun to read about how they mixed genes and made twinz.

But Would You Eat It?

I just couldnt.

I take that back; I'd graze on the leaf and maybe the tomatos.

Why Didnt Dolly Win

Doll eyed Alison hasnt won America's Next Top Thing for some reason which is so odd because she was fuck fun to look at.

Lil Kim Watch

Kims been spotted back in the game workin sick threads (??) and busting rhymes. Girl still has crazy in her eye which is essential if you wanna be lose mad like Lil K.

That's One Funkay Seahorse

Recently I did a google image search of seahorses because they are NUTS. That night I dreamt I was in some mad rockpool and all these tiny seahorses were trying to attach themselves to me with their tails, which weirded me out. Hoot Dreamz!

KRAZIES

"We been varry nawty"

Bali babes Renee & Shappo are lookin mad, sad n rad lately.

Hawking Ugly Bags

The Knowels sisters continue to lie to the Japanese public that they would carry them metallic sacks around; complete with dope teddy on the side. Note; 'teddys' as toys is totally 2002.
Solange has recently taken blade to skull and is counteracting her mistakes with bold makeup.
The prettier & more talented one (name?)

Xtina Lifts Baby

In a position reminiscent to the one she assumed when birthing Max, Xtina has one again resumed stance to life her child.

Bold And The Beautiful Turns Up The Heat

2 pieces of meat from The Bold And he Beautiful have done a sassy shoot where the style gurus of the world have intelligently composed a killer scene with vague references to the cougar idea. I love tacky shit, and I love this.

Brits Goes Up

To mother of 2 once again hoisted her body above the stage in hindi garb. PS I've paid a sick 200 to witness this in november, and I'm hyped to enjoy whatever she can cough up.