Tuesday, December 7, 2010

No Thanks, Really No

Firstly apologies if your a hoola hooper, but you've got to be aware that 'your type' come with alot of 'rolls eyes'. So if your a hooper and want to keep your confidence I suggest some nice Xmittens for Christmas, but if your from planet Earth (as opposed to Saturn - who also likes a dozen rings hanging around her tummy) then lets talk dreadlocks, hoops, the fucken rainbow, vegan fleece, backyard frog ponds, the organic rave movement, grain waves, bad hygiene and a chickens right to live, love and learn. Basically it's all a downward spiral until one day when your fire breathing backfires and you roast yourself from the inside out. Have I made my point; your gloves are bad. The worst.

1 comment:

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha.