Thursday, August 25, 2011

Who Are These Moms?

On one hand the baby looks terrified/what fool would click this link, on the other $7,487 (and not a dollar more) a month sounds hot. Too bad I'm not a mommy.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Insert Me Here!

2 precious gems in 1 intimate booth-style dining setting! And where was I?! What adorable smiles and radiant faces, and what sexy DNA. I'm obsessed with this pairing, minus the ghost orb coming in from the left... Tupac?

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

More From Riri's Vacay!

Because nothing says party like a beer, a pool noodle, and an expression that reads 'whats going onnn?'
And if there is one form of sport I think when I hear Riri's name its banana boat. She addicted!
So they dragged her out to sea, untied the raft and left her there overnight (lolz).

Come baaaaaaaaack! Not funny guyssssssssss!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

How Riri Spent Her Weekend

We allll think to ourselves every Friday "guess it's the weekend... lets leave the house for a risky change" however the Only Girl in the world has taken that concept heaps further.
She's hired a costume, drunk the potent off milk from the fridge, and taken to the streets.

The rest is blurry hot mess, at least that's what she thinks happened. Ask the man with the cornrows and you'll get another story; '... she crawled around on all 4s making goat noises then bought everyone something from Pie Face, really nice girl..'


I forgot to blog about the royal wedding!

Locked Inside

This kind of shit will happen when you breed freaky stupid fans that follow you into rooms and lock the door behind them. Should never have told them they were born that way.