When Will She Pop?

3 years in the making and finally Mariah is due to pop at any moment. True to form she's kept her figure out of every photo for the past 6 months, we've seen everything but her twin bearing bod. So after multiple twitpics of her dog clan, all nicely showcasing her $10 (but actually 10 mill) butterfly ring, we finally get the above shot... and have you ever seen a more symmetrical circle!

It's nice to know one of pop's finest divas is not only gigantic, but also giggling as a poorly paid assistant paints like a child on her stomach. Perfection.

Hence Proving My Point That Everyone* Looks Better Bald

*Everyone being shitholes

Where Can I Get Mine?

Who doesn't want to look and feel like a million dollars?

Google Suggests

What IDIOTS.

Are these really humanities most desired activities? What does that say about us? We are officially talentless, fat, unemployed, insufficient, and hungry for more pancakes.

Stupid People That Do Stupid Things

And not a penny less!

Next Halloween

Option 1; Naughty Cindy Brady

Option 2; Lovable Carol

Option 3; Kooky Alice

So basically your fucked.

This Is Pretty Special

The original Kelly, Michelle and Beyonce grabbing a bite to eat.

???

Is that David Guetta with 50 Cent or is it the axe murderer from my dreams?

Yeh Why Not

Kids learn about these things alot younger nowadays. Suri likes the red ones best, and picks the greens out for mum.

She's Good At What She Does

Beach twists are back! (Did they ever leave!) And the big cup accessory is as timeless as Chanel.

This Kills Me

Everywhere I look this slimy face is heaving out of a swimming pool. After a quick slap across my face I usually get over it, but it's not long till he's back for another scarring check in.

Lol

Remember these clowns and how the whole of Australia threw up instantaneously.

Kimmy So Irresistible

I bet Prada is rethinking their latest choices when the see what Kim's wearing. Fashions eternal 'it' girl has once again reminded us what true style is, hinting that on-trend this month (once again) is the latex cowgirl look and absolutely anything that references Fran Drescher.

Such A Tribute

So the story goes like this; some creep loves the Julia Roberts heaps (believable enough) but because he got the crazy gene, he's taken it that 5 steps to far and got that big mouth inked everywhere.

Julia in a hat, check. Julia in her sunnies, check. Julia looking like her beautiful self, check.

AND he knows how to pose!

Ah Shit

4 real.

Get Tha Money

You loved her in that show about old men dick, now lets watch her salsa!

Kendra's sniffed out the next pay check and this one finally required she brush her hair before going on air. Boy she better win the series because I'm completely emotionally connected to the idea - her happiness is mine... (how did that happen?)

Can't wait for the hip hop episode!

She Look Good

Gwens bringing the money on her latest Elle cover. Too bad the interns went out on an 'arty' leg and flipped the image sideways, whatta neck twist!

5 Hours Later And They Finally Got The Shot!

Get This Look

The hottest look this Mardi Gras has got to be the black swan. Not only is in easy on the coin (how much does a ripped stocking cost?) but it's hell seductive. Food dye comes in handy when trying to get your eyes the right shade of daemonic red. Get a friend to draw on your wing-eyes, it'd be too embarrassing getting those wrong. Top off with a tiara made from aluminum foil and a tu tu made from a bed sheet and plastic bags. Good to go!