Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Stupid Fool

So we all know the internet throws some pretty funky adds our way every now and again, but this 'funny tees' business is a real punch in the eye. Painful in every way imaginable, they've hired some girl-next-door type, put her in one of their hilarious tees, and called their business intelligent. I cant just call her a slut and that be that, I'm more offended. Other points of complaint; the urban brick wall - maybe she's some sassy law student - makes me hate it more. The t-shirt itself was offensive enough to blog about, what rock-n-roll lovin fool would go there? ... probably the 35+ pub music crowd. Yuck. On a final note, why does this add look like it was originally crafted as the latest quit smoking campaign? Its that burnt paper crap up the top and sudden stomach lurch you get when you see it. Score: 0/100.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Finally Some News Worth Blogging!

And by that I mean 2 people I don't know (but would surely get along greatly with) doing absolutely nothing.
Barbie and Britney got their promo on, and took Brits out for what could potentially be some kind of proactiv skin care campaign. Why else would she have pulled her hair back and declared herself good to go? Oh that's right she's a cheap rabbit with the inhibitions of a toddler so why wouldn't she go with what the sparkly metallic chip in her head says. Regardlessly, she looked stunning - print all of these out, blu-tac them up above your bed, and your dreams will be the same as they were before.
Hugs are fun.

Then the gals tweeted out a pic, fans couldn't (but actually could) believe their eyes.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Devil Woman

So it sucks. I've turned the cold shoulder and am now the leader of the opposition. I've got my people working against this right now.

To think you could get away with this crap as your cover art... a fool.