Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Has She No Morals?

You'd never guess but the most expensive thing about this entire promotion was the bottled water they drank at the photo shoot. Actually you would guess, everything else was found in a bin then glued together, Xtina included.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Khloe Needs Our Help!

In a very real live vs death moment, Khloe Kardashian has turned to her loyal and supportive fans to choose a stylish swimming cap for her London Olympics trials.
First up is the black, and let me begin with saying I love black on Khloe. It gives her that Catwoman vibe that says "don't fuck with me or I'll whinge constantly about it".

Secondly is her racially insensitive tribal print, which I think might actually be a better fit because its ugly and distracting, and guys like that.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Date/Fuck/Marry - Who Would You?

I don't care how wealthy he is, that Mark Zukerberg character is a leech out of Hell who must be stopped at any cost. Sure I saw and hated The Social Network, who didn't, it's also gave me a resentment for rich, socially repulsive nerds.

And it should be pretty obvious what we should all want to do to Snoop Dogg.

How To Recognise An Idiot... By Their Leg

... yeh and I'm the smell of your clothes 3 days after it rained on them and they begun to mould. Oh so romantic.

So Captivating

She may look like she fell into a pot of oil then went for a 100km walk in the desert, but I think Katie has never looked better!