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Beloved Gwen went to the White house with those 3 men who bribe her to make rock music not pop. Yeh yucky I know. After performing some Beetles shit (people STILL arent over them, bloody baby boomers) Gwenny plonked her dainty ass on a chair and tweeted the night away. What I'm saying is Gwen is better than the Beetles (not open for debate), she's what I'll be spinning as an oldie and referring to as 'legitimate music'. By that age I may also have surgerie'd myself into the second coming of Gaga, or maybe chucked a reverse MJ and turned into Beyonce herself. Hey Jay-Z!