Friday, July 30, 2010

Can I Read The Back Of The Book?

Leotard + reinstones = a new novella from Katie Price!

The Digital Age Cometh!

You know today is afew too many decades ahead of itself when you find yourself buying a whole lotta @#///$/%^/&*/()

Makes Me Feel Warm And Fuzzy Inside

So sometimes I get a little worry in my peanut brain that 1 of my 3 readers wont know who Nicki Minaj is if a talk about her. I'm not gonna recite some Wiki about her, but just know she runs a cult and I have joined! And for those of you who thought I'd never find love, fuck it, I've found her!

Sorry, But I NEED To Call Bullshit On This

Does your family look like this? Your FUCKEN on the right side of shit if they dont, because this is some nasty that even Antarctica's Fashion Week wouldn't try out. First and foremost, I blame Jada, aka the crypt keeper to a wardrobe stocked with the second hand looks from each and every televised popstar search. Secondly I blame Jada again, and thirdly I blame Jada's glue-me-on bangs. The kids are obviously on the same roids as any 5-15 yr old Cyrus, with one too many energy drinks mixed in with their daily meds. And do I even need to repeat the basic facts about Will... Scientology, like dick, ect ect...

But how to destroy them? I recon if I knock Jada off the rest will fall. Is Jada not the Queen of all Fools?

Thursday, July 1, 2010


Found this little gem on the internet;
Priceless hey!

So alot of 'things' are happening lately, a carrot got named PM of Australia, Lil Kim stayed tru 2 nature and cancelled her Sydney show (she got my letters and voodoo dolls??) and I've been consuming halousonogenic poo (thats what they looked and tasted like). My point is... I guess we'll never know.