Keep Driving

My version of this would be alot more violent... my legs poking out the window while I pull myself in... screaming "I'll follow you until you luv meeeee". Gags would be defenselessly hitting my with her officer hat and I'd have to cry to avoid prison... tell her I think of her as a mother or something tastelessly concerning.

Miss E Out & About

So there was some event called Black Girls Rock or something, where all my homegirls performed and fluffed around in a venue for afew healthy hours.

Missy was handed some award that she'll be sure to plow her back yard with.

Heres Ciara giving Miss the award...

And here they are having a party mo together later. Who do you find sexier because I'm leaning towards Miss, for obvious reasons (the hair).

And because nobody can leave their bedrooms without running into a Kardashian these grim days, Kim was within arms length, smiling, dancing and blowing something.

It Cometh!

November 22nd

The freaky nu shit!

Minaj Fever!

So sexcited for Nicki's album! Im gonna buy the physical thing and everything, and if I don't like it I will alter my brain to love it.

About Right...

The internet (who can blame it... it cares) is obsessed with the idea of finding me a date. I can never seem to harmlessly go about my business without the slight suggestion to meet a woman, or 'start flirting today'. All ironies aside, today's beautiful woman was certainly not the trim Russian I've been saving for. The ad was more an offer to meet a sleazy looking Columbian couple for a 'chat now'. Had this pair been the guaranteed creeps on skype, I would have been more willing to 'chat now' and give them a taste of my very own raised eyebrow, skin imperfections, and hungry eyes.

The Art Edition... Or Some Shit

So while I'm open to the idea of there being a post-postmodern form of art, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Kim's dropped her dacks again and exploited the few talents her name has to offer. But because she's done it for Art's sake, this time its OK to show the images to your kids.

The infamous arse even Sir Mix-a-Lot had second thoughts over.

So do we like or do we hate? Biologically confused?

My final verdict is that I like Kim, not as much as Khloe obviously. I give her credit for lingering like the smell of fish long after her dairy's expiry date, and give her more credit for finding new aspects of her bland self to sell to us. She is both a beautiful rare gem and an off cut of whore who likes a needle in between her eyes and a dick in her left hand... all whilst a boom microphone hangs within volumes reach.

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Are you watching the Commonwealth Games cos I'm sure as hell not.

Hey Mimi

So Mimi hosted her hubbys 30th the other night. The love filled occasion went smoothly without too much to chit chat about, hence the blogosphere is left twittering shit about the potential litter she's growing.

Bun in the oven? Tadpoles found their way upstream? rubbed your gennys together 9 months ago? Reproducing much?

Scientists, Biologists, Mathematicians, Astrologers; we're all reading the shady 'cover da hump' body language and getting excited for an infant with cheeks like tennis balls (from Mum).

Plz Mimi tell us your gonna shoot one out sometime, and don't forget to call it Glitter, Lavender, Fantasy and/or Lamb.

Lil' Kim Watch

So Kim (in the middle?) has been smoozing around town and doing everything except that which made her famous. Aka she's at the opening of a convenience store... any reason to get out of bed I guess. Beats sitting around watching the Commonwealth Games.

The fashionz are looking good. I've got no hate towards butterflies, pink, and my friendly substances from the artificial world. Life is good.

Cuties!

Real Significant

So google is no stranger to putting out a themed banner for any cheap occasion. But what the fuck are we celebrating today? WHAT?!?!!?!? I can not begin to puzzle this one together, although to the peeps at Google (or those in the know) this is probably some really obvious occasion. Dah it's international suck your own dick day!

Grl On Grl

Use the tongue Gwennie!

Real Significant

Gaga always winds up next to some kind of living legend type. Yoko's just happy to have a big nosed, long haired, circular spec owning, musical personality next to her again.

Winnin'

The ballsiest bitch in the game won heaps o' BET awards the other night. She celebrated by roaring around the stage and eating a dead zebra.

Sighted, Seen, Spotted,

Dont think you can even answer the phone without me knowing... I got chu.

Wassup Witchu

Sadly hitting 50 was the dawn of becoming a practical joke for poor Madonna. A whole new generation is at it's prime and all they've seen is a whole lotta wrinkle and heard the nasal voice of a drowning corpse singing 4 Minutes.

And if your a fan of a good spot-the-difference, see if you can tell the above image apart from the one below. Helpful Hint; the REAL Madonna is wearing a black top.

What is she to you? The bitch that sung Hanky Panky or the vulture that keeps her uterus intact with a paperclip?