The internet (who can blame it... it cares) is obsessed with the idea of finding me a date. I can never seem to harmlessly go about my business without the slight suggestion to meet a woman, or 'start flirting today'. All ironies aside, today's beautiful woman was certainly not the trim Russian I've been saving for. The ad was more an offer to meet a sleazy looking Columbian couple for a 'chat now'. Had this pair been the guaranteed creeps on skype, I would have been more willing to 'chat now' and give them a taste of my very own raised eyebrow, skin imperfections, and hungry eyes.