Basically she can't play with her own genitals without me knowing (FYI it was her decision to tell) so it's no surprise I'm on the case when this one does anything;
First up she's been to bikram yoga! The scandal!
Secondly she's cut her fav yellow wig into a bob - and I thought long hair was coming back in a big way?? Guess the wind has changed once more. This explains the queue outside justcuts and the army of yellow haired bobs marching out.