Keira's Ride To Nowhere

I'm told Chanel has something to do with this but I still beg to differ.

Keira has got all matchy matchy in some camel colour and thrown her good leg over a nameless wheeled mechanical device.

What Keira didn't see was the Mario Kart her ride was attached too, and also the remnants of Bowser beneath her.

Eventually she rolled off backwards, walked for a while then went to the supermarket and bought (as described by onlookers) new mop heads, a frozen pea/corn combo bag and salt reduced butter.