So facebook had to pull me aside, look me in the eye, and ask some very personal questions. All because apparently my account has experience a bit of action in a country called... Romania. In the end I had to reset a bunch of shit and set a security question. Sadly the 'have you ever lost a toenail' option wasn't there this time, instead they want to know more intimate details than what they could discover should they check my inbox. At least I now know facebook has got a 12 year old work experience intern in charge of their security sector.