Monday, September 20, 2010

Not In This Lifetime Creep

Rihanna has just got herself out of a 8 hour standoff with 2 Tibetan runaways. They had cornered the singer and were trying to trade her wig (a priceless Tibetan treasure no doubt) for 2 mount franklin bottles filled with rice and a pair of shoes woven from goat hair. The hostage situation resolved itself when Riri was able to bargain them down to giving her just the hairy shoes in exchange for her maroon (a lucky colour) g-banger. The Tibetans ran away, one wearing the g across her face while the other performed Pon De Replay on a traditional shell trumpet.

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