Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Can I Have Your Number?

Sources (the left side of my brain) are claiming that amongst Gaga's many suiters (Muppets, gay men and the whole of Russia) is a man called Jared Leto. He got as close as her mountain of fabric would let him get at the VMAs the other night and sources (my right ear lobe) are suggesting he could be looking to become Mr. Gaga within months. Gaga's people (the freckle on my neck) have spilled that if he were to wed to popular singer an unorthodox cyber-interactive wedding should be expected, where the worlds of Skype, Twitter, Grindr and Mariah Carey's perfume website all come together in one sentimental ceremony.

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