Monday, September 6, 2010

Be Mine

I'm currently midway through plans to kidnap a celebrity child and make it my own. After trawling the net I've narrowed it down to 2 highly likable choices.
Gwen better up the security at her LA home if she doesn't want me slipping through the screen door and running of with Kingston. I'll take Zuma if my net will fit him too. My plan involves dressing as a neighborly harajuku girl and telling them that I'm just there to talk Jap street fashion and fragrances. Just imagine... that could be me in an oversized hat in that pool.

Second on my list is the heavenly sent Nahla Ariela Aubry. Halle should look into a chunky security guard because it's gonna be difficult to get Nahla out of the cage I'm having custom made to catch her. And for my disguise I'll be dressed as the talented local cornrow artist.

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