Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Wanna Look Like An Eel?

The brains at American Apparel have done it again! Get on over to the online store and pop one of these in your kart. Because who isn't sexually attractive in a skin tight head to toe piece of stretch-cotton?

With all respect I bet some indie kids are gonna kart afew of these; they might think they're kinda cute?! But!!! Think first!! Imagine whoever you live with walking out of their room at 9am in one of these - strugling out of their body sock as they rush to take their morning dump. Cute as a button.


  1. Do you think this would be cuter on a girl?
    I sorta like it!

  2. in theory yes. in reality no. imagine it all scrunched up around your arse lookin like some special help case. NOOO