Monday, February 1, 2010

Gaga's Grammy Games

First up Gaga flipped a coin, deciding if it landed on heads, she'd look pretty in her first look. Heads won, so Gags did some sultry eyes and a puffy wig.
Shortly after the coin fell hard to the ground on tails. So she got busy with a highlighter.
She then glued the hair of 17 Scandinavian girls to her head and started belching.
Elton John was taken along for the ride, being a massive diva he got busy with some sticks of charcoal and flat out ruined the night for everyone. If he can win a grammy nobody should.
Later that night (and after a hot shower) Gaga crept back in disguised as a common piece of broken glass. Kudos girl, she left with the grammy for best classical crossover performance and best contemporary R&B gospel album. She was bummed about not winning best improvised jazz solo, but there's always next year.

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