
2 nights ago the moon crashed into my yard AGAIN! The big chink o' rock has been lucratively lurking around the night sky for what has honestly been years, and like a tiered old dog it took a seat atop my hill hoist. Fucken hell, my clothes are now drying (yes its been raining in Sydney - waa) on some metal thing - not preferable! Whoever Nasa is, can she please tie a safety rope around Moonie and send the bitch back into orbit. Ta'
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