Monday, February 16, 2009

Rihanna & Chris; Then & Now

Yes thats the happy duo on the back of a banana boat. Ain't life like that, one day theres an inflatable yellow device lodged between your thighs and the next day your mans introducing fist to forehead. But knowing Chris he's just heaps into dancing and with all those 'mooves' it'd be hard not to hit Rihannas target (massive forehead). Naa I'm just trying to be optimistic, when in reality they had a little tiff, as you do, and Chris's passion for life and hot blooded nature got a little krazy and he went Ali on a chick. For some reason I'm still really thirsty for some pix, we all wanna see the Umbrella hit-maker with some colourful shades of magenta, violet and mustard in places her makeup artist wouldn't usually opt for. And who fucken knows, will all the junk you see in fashion-land these days the humble bruise could be an (understandably) Autumn look. My only suggestion would be to make sure they are really colourful, cute and in places people will notice - try between the eyes Chris.

2 comments:

  1. i am glad you are stickin up for Chris a little here. hitting a woman is low, but sleepin with a back-up dancer and getting herpes behind your boyfriend's back? that would drive ghandi to violence. at least he took responsibility and turned himself in.

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  2. totally!!! im not being cheezy saying hes only human; this shit happens!!!!! its sucks but look around and it exists. hope the fallen star deals with it in rolemodel fashion!

    didnt like his name drop of 'god' in his appology, thats miley cyrus's tactic for everything. cant beat g.o.d. apparently...

    oxoxox

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