Candidate No.4 - Fergie Ferg

3008- she invented rhyming 3008 with 2000 & late, silver, space age nonsense, and MAJOR points for the scary spice blobs on head action! 

2000&late - its fergie... and that second pic is just some snappy fan art. Luv fan art though'

Candidate No.5 - Lady Gaga

3008 - giant bubbles and clear plastic stuff - as clothing, krazy yet revolting boots, new ugly looks in the makeup, freaky disk hat.

2000&late - too much of the krazy, dressing futuristic all the time dates quick.

Candidate No.6 - Rihanna

3008 - silver, holes in stuff, nu trends like baggy gathering shit, specs, EYEPATCH (big points), latex ... you know what I mean...

2000&late - denim, shoes (in general - the future = boots), walking 

Candidate No.7 - Ciara

3008 - silver, metal femmebot activity, nu trends, chains

2000&late - silver, metal femmebot activity, nu trends, chains

Candidate No.8 - Janet Jackson

3008 -  Use of silver, bodysuit, mohawk, body clenching spacesuit antics, being 43 yrs old and still bracing for a fit figure hugging future - aka time is just a concept and your body defies natural development (saggy jugs)

2000&late - possibly could have more metallics? I'd suggest ... maybe silver? 

Lady Knowels

Mama Knowels, S Knowels, B Kowels and Knowels Junior (the kid) hit a exhibition of Andy Warhol things. And I know what your thinking - check out them bangin genes in that family! They got the creole skin and some nice nicks n nacks goin too. But we all know the true beauty is Mama Knowels who hasn't resorted to a smile to get the paparazzi and her fans (?) on side, instead she's playin it kool. Sure her kids may have youth and talent but she's the one age, wisdom and the Guinness record for the ugliest clothes you can work out of a square of plain blue denim. 

On a Sadder Note

She was one week away from the semi-finals but America has decided NO, Kim can't dance and booted her of the US Dancing with the Planets. Kim has called it one of the greatest experiences of her life (dunno why) but it's good to see the kitten shake what her mama gave her and all the alterations she's made to what her mama gave her. 

Lil Kim -Through the Ages

A graphic look at the 'face' of a generation. 

Baby Gurl

These two familiar faces got in each others faces recently when the got an award for being 'influential'. Not a clue how thats measured, they probably survey 10 average joes at a urinal and work it out from there.  

Babe in a Suit

Afew smacks to the head sure ain't enough to make Riri forget her fashion forward ways. Out of the women's shelter Ri has returned in a manly (taking back the power?) suit.

Madgie Moo

This babe has hit a carpet with Jesus and the pair are rockin a sexy nu look. Im still psycologically stuck as to where the connection is between the biologically interesting pair - so I'll take the easy root and say it must be the sex. That night Jesus whispered into the ear of his babe Madgie 'keep the munched blue thing up there - and later I'll show you what it's really used for'. Madgie replied 'fuck I'll show you it's purpose now' and crunched the rag between her thighs replying 'Hun you always know when I'm riding the crimson wave'.  

On Da Couch

Could do this crap for the rest of my life. 

How Nice

Mariah and Nick Cannon have been married for 1 year and I'm still seeing roses in the air around them. It's nice to know that she ranted on about love for several award winning albums and about 2 decades, then almost as if she summoned it, at 38 years of age - she found it. Score babe, time well spent. 

So What

Love ya Gwen, but No Doubts reunion so far - whats in it for me? NO new music, NOTHING to do with Australia, NO more pop Gwen. I try to care but sometimes I cant. 

Sympathy

2 of the Kardashian sisters have taken the unfortunate Osbourne girl out rollerskating. The trio was spotted recently in LA and appeared to be enjoying themselves as they slowly fumbled around the rink.